Oh man, I feel like I should become a terrible person and start attacking people like in the last panel.
“What is that, a Calvin Klein shirt? Where were YOU when the fall line debuted, huh? I bet you don’t even PLAY polo.”
I don’t know what’s funnier, imagining these scenarios, or the fact that there are people who do the “OMG FAKE GEEK GIRLS!!” panic who actually do seem to think that people just do this shit all the time. It’s like they live in the jokes in my brain, and it would make me sad for them if they weren’t so annoying.